More Like Welcome to the Well-Maintained Park

Some cover band covered the entirety of the first Guns and Roses album in the style of 1950s “rock and roll”.

It’s…. different. It’s not quite as kitschy version of “Welcome to the Jungle” the band was playing in the bar in the movie “Swingers”, but it’s definitely different.

It’s a little less “Welcome to the Jungle” and a little more “Welcome to the well-maintained park, in a very safe part of a very milquetoast little town. The police are here, as is the fire department, just in case”.

In this case the “fun and games” referred to in the songs comes across as probably being horseshoes with the church group under the shade tree.

Some cover band covered the entirety of the first Guns and Roses album in the style of 1950s “rock and roll”.

It’s…. different. It’s not quite as kitschy version of “Welcome to the Jungle” the band was playing in the bar in the movie “Swingers”, but it’s definitely different.

It’s a little less “Welcome to the Jungle” and a little more “Welcome to the well-maintained park, in a very safe part of a very milquetoast little town. The police are here, as is the fire department, just in case”.

In this case the “fun and games” referred to in the songs comes across as probably being horseshoes with the church group under the shade tree.

Sorry, I’m having a little too much fun with this. I’ll stop. Here’s a link to the album on YouTube.

Wait, one last thing. The Photoshopped picture or Axl is just delightful. I may see if I can find his phone number somewhere on the dark web and start texting him this image every couple of days, just to mess with him.

Maybe if he experiences a little more embarrassment, he’ll stop wearing that stupid yellow raincoat-looking thing out in public.

Sorry, I’m having a little too much fun with this. I’ll stop. Here’s a link to the album on YouTube.

Wait, one last thing. The Photoshopped picture or Axl is just delightful. I may see if I can find his phone number somewhere on the dark web and start texting him this image every couple of days, just to mess with him.

Maybe if he experiences a little more embarrassment, he’ll stop wearing that stupid yellow raincoat-looking thing out in public.